10 Reasons to Adopt A Greyhound

  1. They truly know the meaning of retirement.
  2. People will stare at your dog instead of you.
  3. They can curl up to the size of a ball if they want to
  4. They can expand to the size of the whole bed if they want to
  5. They don't bark — thus keeping your neighborhood safe for burglars
  6. They don't bark — so they won't annoy your neighbors
  7. They hardly shed.
  8. You can play their ribs like an air guitar
  9. They are the only dogs that truly know how to smile
  10. You can dress them up as reindeer for Christmas
  11. They are never mistaken for poodles.
  12. They look so funny when sitting that you'll never get tired of the sight.
  13. A greyhound in flight is the most amazing sight you can ever hope to see in your own backyard.

Okay, okay, so it's more than 10 reasons. And that bothers you because....?

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